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Malta Coaster

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Because tables deserve love too.

Malta - home of spiky fruit, 300 days of sunshine and a different church for every day. 

(Which loosely translates to: "Come for the cathedrals, stay because you passed out from eating too much ħobż biż-żejt in the heat.")

4.00 € 4.00 €

This combination does not exist.


No ruler needed

Perfectly square at 9.5 x 9.5 cm — the gold standard of coaster sizing.

 Rock solid, baby

Made of high-pressure recycled paper + laminated with a non-toxic coating = tough enough to handle life and still look good.

Bring the heat, we can take it

Food safe. Dishwasher safe. Heat resistant (up to 150℃!). Basically indestructible unless you try really, really hard.