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Speak Maltese Beach Towel

Maltese isn’t just a language — it’s an attitude. Look at  mela for example.  

It means yes. It means no. It means “obviously,” “duh,” and “how do you not know this already?”. Be here for long enough and you will get it at some point. Maybe.

20.00 € 20.00 €

  • Beach-Towel-Colours - Blue
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100% Lightweight Cotton

Made from 100% Cotton and weighing 360g — meaning it's a pleasure carrying them to the beach.

Mr. Big

 Measuring 180cm x 100cm, our Towels are big enough for you, your beach-picnic essentials, AND a buddy. If you’re willing to squeeze a little. 

They like it cold

You can wash your favourite Beach Towels in the washing machine at a maximum of 30°C. Skip the softener, either line dry or low tumble dry.