50 tear-off pages on cardboard back


“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullxit.” - Mel Brooks


Organzing your stuff is tough work, so at least have some fun with it. Our practical 50-page checklist gives you the satisfying feeling of tearing off each completed sheet with a sense of completion. And while you're at it, see how many variations of “xit” you can fit into your scribbles – it can really fire up your thinking process on a xitty day.

Set of 6 die-cut stickers, 8cm (tall)
Individual sticker colors will vary, however all colors and words will be represented in the set.

Get your Mela on … anything you like.
Creative usage recommended, for the Falcon has landed, and between its claws we see colourful stickers containing everyone's favourite Maltese phrases. Indoor, outdoor, it's all good, but please stick responsibly in your hood!

Available words: Mela, Bongu, Orrajt, Madonna, Illalu, U Ejja, Mhux Hekk

PVC, Turquoise
56x40mm

Recent conversation overheard at your local fruit stand:

Bongu, hij. Orrajt? - Yesyesyesyesyeeees, orrajt. And you? Orrajt? - Yes, orrajt! Thank you, hij. - Caw, hij.
And then of course there’s the the super-condensed version:
Orrajt? - Orrajt! Orrajt? - Orrajt!

PVC, Red
40x40mm

Ubiquitous as it is, you might overlook the stray cats or miss out on rabbit stew, but you won't be able to ignore the abundance of hearty “mela”s whilst on Maltese shores. Now on a lil' PVC speech bubble to save you some trouble.

PVC, Yellow.
45x40mm


Illallu or "Oh, my goodness!". Hours of fun for both you and your tongue.

14.8 x 21 cm Journal
Cover 290gsm art board in Red or Orange

48 pages with different styles of lines for your inspired notes

Printed on white paper with black ink
Wire-stitched back

9x14cm, high-quality Italian-made pocket journal with debossed cover design, squared paper, and elastic band.

Made in the EU using FSC certified paper from responsible sources.


In cities and towns, the Maltese Balconies are rivaled in ubiquity only by cats and pastizzerias. Locally known as “Gallarija Maltija,” they come in many colors and sizes. We narrowed it down for you to two luscious colors – plus grey, in case you're into late-night journal writing in the company of cats.

80% Cotton / 17% Nylon / 3% Lycra

Finally, a souvenir that SOCKS!

Wash inside out, 30° C. Do not iron.

100% Cotton
38cm x 42cm; long handles


This tote bag is a peak-performing winner when it comes to transportation of your precious belongings.

80% Cotton / 17% Nylon / 3% Lycra

Finally, a souvenir that SOCKS!

Wash inside out, 30° C. Do not iron.

80% Cotton / 17% Nylon / 3% Lycra

Finally, a souvenir that SOCKS!

Wash inside out, 30° C. Do not iron.

80% ringspun cotton, 20% polyester
Double fabric hood
Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed


Our visual riff on the Maltese cliffs marries minimal design and vast landscapes at the altar of stylish outerwear. Whether you're couchsurfing or couchpotatoeing, some serious cosification is due on chilly evenings through the colder season. We've got you covered.

80% ringspun cotton, 20% polyester
Double fabric hood
Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed

Take a step towards Maltese next-level wit: Our unisex hoodie features the shapely archipelago in a unique twist. “Footsteps on the beach shore, remind me, Malta, of you...”*
Your trusted companion on chilly evenings and cold days, because, yes, the eternal summer sometimes takes a break here too.

*That’s a special treat for any closet Womack & Womack fans out there. For the rest of you, google “Teardrops,” throw on your shades, and enjoy.